Chapter 673 — The Fat Dragon Is Reborn
The Herdsman of the Wasteland · Page 2 of 5
We old fellows will study together here—perhaps we can help the Pill Master and the Lame Old Man grasp it.
" Shen Mu assented and walked out with a dark expression, then shouted, "Dragon Fatty, come here! " The Dragon Qilin wanted to come running over joyfully, but its four limbs could barely touch the ground—it could not run at all, and could only shuffle over obediently. It wanted to lower its head in apology, but it was so fat that it had no neck left, and its head could not bend down.
"The Ancestral Dragon Grand Mystery Art I taught you—you have not been cultivating it? " Shen Mu was sick at heart and scolded, "The Ancestral Dragon Eight Tones vibrate the physical body and spirit primordial—what medicinal power could not be dissolved? If you had cultivated diligently, could you have grown this fat? How am I supposed to face anyone out there?
Look at Senior Brother Tiger—he charges straight through thousands of troops and ten thousand horses.
Teacher Woodcutter, one man and one tiger, takes the head of an enemy general from amidst ten thousand demons. If I rode you into battle, with your current speed, both you and I would be hacked to death by a chaotic hail of blades! " The Dragon Qilin lowered its head and dared not speak.
Shen Mu raged, "Why aren't you speaking?
You swindled Grandpa Pill Master's spirit pills, and in the end you only swindled yourself! If you were merely gluttonous, that would be one thing—gluttonous but diligent in cultivation, you would not have grown the slightest bit fat, and your strength would instead be greater. The Mystic Water Dragon Pearl and the Qilin Pearl could both have been refined to the Life and Death realm! But you are not only gluttonous—you are also lazy! I don't want you anymore. To Fengdu—I'll return you to the Patriarch!
" The Dragon Qilin panicked and begged for mercy, tears streaming down its face.
Shen Mu's anger would not subside. He wanted to drag it out of the city to the Spirit Energy Transfer Bridge, but it was too fat and too heavy—even with his divine strength, he could not move it. Heaven only knew how many spirit pills and miraculous medicines the Dragon Qilin had eaten over the past nearly two years! This weight was comparable to the physical body of a god! "Sister Xiu, come lend a hand!
" Shen Mu called out loudly.
Ling Yuxiu walked over with a smile and said, "If you transport him to Fengdu, it will take at least a dozen days, and you will be exhausted half to death. Why not give him another chance—let him refine away the fat, and the problem is solved?
" The Dragon Qilin shook its round, rolling head repeatedly, eyes blurry with tears. Shen Mu's heart softened, and he said, "Then I'll give you one more chance.
I have a treasure here called the Five Thunders Pot—a treasure of the Heavenly Court for sending down calamities.
I have used this treasure to achieve repeated extraordinary feats. What is inside the pot are the Five Great Cloud Thunders. If released, they can blanket the entire territory of Jingping Kingdom—every inch of land would erupt with ten thousand thunders.
If you use the Five Great Cloud Thunders in the pot to cultivate, combined with the Ancestral Dragon Eight Tones, you can refine away all your fat—only you will have to endure much suffering.